December 2009
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I wish I found the Olympics even mildly...
nervegas:
Everyone is blowing up my twitter with different variations of OMG ______ FUCK YEAH!!?!!? I LOVE MY COUNTRY GODDAMN OMG!!!!!! right now and making me want to punt their fucking faces through a wall. It’s just the Olympics. No one gives a shit that your countrymen can curl better than someone else’s.
Get over it. It’s not the Stanley Cup or anything.
See, I LOVE the Winter Olympics....
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I absolutely love catching someone being a sif.
nervegas:
I see you being fat. I see you.
Oh, dear god, I love you, Alyssa. LMFAO!
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I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for outdoor parks. I played...
– Gordie Howe
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I Wish Baja Blast Was Sold In Bottles
It’s really one of the only reasons I go to Taco Bell. Best Mountain Dew Flavor EVER.
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I would fuck every single lady on the Food Network
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Except Paula Dean. I don’t want to catch diabetes.
BAHAHAHA! I just laughed so damned hard I almost spit my water out!
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I CAN'T WAIT TIL NEW YEAR'S EVE
That’s honestly the first time I think I’ve ever said that. I’m going to the game with Alyssa! YAY! I ended up getting pretty decent upper bowl seats on TicketExchange. :o) AND we’re going to the after party at the Olympia Club. We’re determined to make it a great night. I know it will be.
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